JAKE BUTLER
 
 
 
If I die on accident, I'll be pushing up whoopsie daisies
 
 
You once held the record for the youngest person alive
 
 
I'm gonna start a new fashion trend. It's the clothes you normally wear, but wet. Like just fuckin drenched. But your hair is bone dry
 
 
Things I remembered:
- The Alamo
- The Titans
- 9/11

Things I forgot about:
- Dre
 
 
Mike Pence is short for Michanical Pencil
 
 
Today at the bank, this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over
 
 
So you're telling me a 7 ate this 9?
 
 
Gender is a scam invented by the bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms
 
 
Jesus vibed on the cross for our sins
 
 
I'm about to "bro" and "dude" my way right into her heart
 
 
Vaccines cause adults
 
 
Dont forget:
- Ethos
- Pathos
- Logos
- Migos
 
Thoughts at 2AM