XOXO Gossip Girl
Forgive me father for I have
sinned…
After being
broken up
with my boyfriend for
exactly
twenty minutes,
I succumbed to inebriation,
performed at a speakeasy,
and surrendered my virtue to
a self-absorbed ASS.
The only good news is he's a
t o t a l p i g
who'll act like it
never happened,
Thank God.
Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
But losing my virginity to
Chuck Bass?
None
of
my friends will
ever understand.
I'm
ready for my punishment.
-Blair Waldorf