Walter had bad luck. I mean really bad luck. Everywhere he went, it seemed like something classically comedic would happen to him, which everyone aorund would find . Walter did not find this , however. He was of falling face first into , and walking into rakes on the sidewalk that raise up and hit him in the face. On one disastrous occasion, an actually fell from the sky and crushed his . Walter only wished for his tragically comedic to end. He was afraid to leave his own home for fear of a terrible falling piano accident. One day he was walking dow the street to the , when he saw a woman walking across the street. He noticed that a full of s was driving her way. Walter knew that this was a recipe for disaster, and moved swiftly to push the woman out of whatever was about to befall her. The moved past them and a few of the s fell of the truck and ed down the street where the woman would have been. The woman noticed what Walter had done and asked Walter for his name. They're going out next week! It seems like Walters is at an end!...OR is it???