Never
trust a
white man,
Never
kill
a Jew,
Never
sign a
contract,
Never
rent
a
pew.
Don't
enlist in
A
R
M
I
E
S
Nor marry
many
wives;
Never
write for
magazines ;
Never
scratch
your hives.
Always put paper on the seat,
Don't believe in
wars
,
Keep yourself both
clean
and
neat
Never
marry
whores
.
Never
pay
a
blackmailer
,
Never
go
to
LAW
Never trust a
publisher
Or you'll sleep on
straw
All your
friends
will
leave
you
All your
friends
will
die
So lead a
clean
and wholesome life
And join them in the
sky